This Is A Tale Of Misfortune Don’t Be Mistaken,
It’s About A Friend Of Mine Who Quick Was Taken,
He Kept My Time His Friendship Kept Cheap,
It Was A Friendship That When Lost Made Me Weep,
Every Morning He Was There And I Could Trust,
That If He Was Late My Thoughts Like Wind Would Gust,
This Tale Is Long But In Words Are Short,
For It Hurts My Heart To Give Our Full Life’s Retort,
Make This A Lesson That Sticks In Your Soul,
For My Heart Holds Emptiness And My Stomach A Hole,
You See I Had My Morning Companion And Now He Is Taken,
My Friend And Also My Pig…His Name Was Chris Philip Bacon.