I Don’t Know If I Mentioned This But Last Year I Had A Friend,
If We Are To Talk In Honest She Was More Of A Cougar What’s Important Is The End,
One Day I Was At The Mall And Saw The Silhouette Of A Dark-Skinned Curvy Lady,
Being Young And Dumb With An Age Of 23 It Was High Time To Be Shady
Fast Forward To Our Sixth Dinner And It Involved Live Music, With A Chef Who Cooked And Could Sing,
And Yes By Then We Had Hugged And Kissed, Plus She Had Already Grabbed My DingaLing,
Oh By The Way Her Name Was Sooki And She Looked At Me Before Putting Me In A Mental Snafu,
But I Couldn’t Resist Looking Her In The Eye, She Was Interesting And Strange Like The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo,
Ya’ See I Didn’t Know This Woman Was Messing Around With Spirits And Different Types Of Magic,
But Then Again I Guess I Know Why I Lost My Dog, My Cat, Two Pet Bunnies Very Very Tragic,
Sooki Once Told Me She Was Interested In My Essence So She Desired 3 To 6 Of My Semen,
I Was Scared To Do It Because I Saw Her Having Lunch With An Angel But Dinner With A Demon,
I Shouldn’t Have Denied Her Because She Messes With Hoodoo Make Sure You Pronounce Her Name Like “Sue-Key”
Ever Since She Took My Esence My Ears Are Hairy, I Walk Pigeon-Toed, Plus My Breath Smells Like Dookie,
I Guess That’s What I Deserved For Playing With The Wrong Woman And Enjoying Her Succulent Kiss,
Mama And The Green-Palmed Preacher Told Me About The Rapture But They Never Talked About This.
-TheDreadedWriter-